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When your Instagram strategy doesn't match your business goals (a lovingly brutal self-audit)
Ground Control to KP 02: Auditing my IG feed (spoiler alert: it’s outdated)
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About the cobbler's kids' shoes...
Watch now | About the cobbler's kids' shoes... Featuring explanation of the 9-grid, how it's changed over the years, and my unique approach (Content…
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Ask Jupiter No. 7 — ‘As a leftist, should I abandon my Meta accounts?’
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Ask Jupiter No. 8 — Should I make my IG feed a 9-grid?
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When your Instagram strategy doesn't match your business goals (a lovingly brutal self-audit)
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Ask Jupiter No. 6 — ‘How the heck do I migrate my audience?’
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Ask Jupiter No. 1 — 'Do I really need an email list?'
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Stepping down as mayor of Doesn’t-Practice-What-They-Preachville
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Stepping down as mayor of Doesn’t-Practice-What-They-Preachville
A new series on treating myself as my own client (and overhauling my 9-grid)
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Ask Jupiter No. 9 - 'I hate all of my content ideas, now what?'
To reheat or not reheat your own social media nachos
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Ask Jupiter No. 8 — Should I make my IG feed a 9-grid?
Exploring what the heck a static feed is and whether or not you should create one
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Ask Jupiter No. 7 — ‘As a leftist, should I abandon my Meta accounts?’
Should I Stay or Should I Go by Clash except it’s about Instagram.
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Ask Jupiter No. 6 — ‘How the heck do I migrate my audience?’
Pre-TikTok ban and post. Here are tips to migrate your audience that don't include "beg on your hands and knees."
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Ask Jupiter No. 5 - ‘How do I show up on social media while it's constantly changing?
Don’t let Shiny Object Syndrome distract you from what really matters, a brand voice even ChatGPT cannot copy. PLUS a Gay Friday special.
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Ask Jupiter No. 4 — 'My helicopter founder won't let me do my job!'
Unfortunately, managing your boss' ego and their control issues is a staple in the marketing industry. Let's talk about the ways you can get around it…
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